Croydon (Parliament Politics Magazine) – An agent on a mission in Croydon fails to uncover Coulsdon Tories’ dark secret, raising fresh questions about oversight and local political accountability.
Croydon‘s second mayoral election is just over a year away, and the local Conservatives already appear prepared for the challenge. However, a paid gofer who finds it difficult to handle daily technology is setting the standard for others.
Just when Ben Taylor, Labour’s unsuccessful candidate in Croydon South for the General Election last year, believed that all was over, Ian Parker, his potential rival, made more accusations.
Parker, a Coulsdon Town councillor and seasoned election agent for the Croydon Conservatives, had been sifting through Taylor’s expense reports, concentrating on the true salary of his Labour opponent, Michael Collins, as iC reported last month.
Could Collins’ compensation violate the National Living Wage law? Or were the numbers that were officially provided to the Electoral Commission inaccurate? Parker insisted on hearing the truth!
However, “Nosey” Parker’s own election accounts and motivations are not above scrutiny, as anyone who knows how to use an internet search engine may find out.
Parker won’t let the issue rest, like a hound with a bone.
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Parker expressed dissatisfaction at his inability to upload his comments to this page. He asserted that there was a problem with our system, but thousands of other commentators show that there isn’t.
But this is what Nosey Parker had to say for himself:
“My unanswered questions to Ben Taylor were to determine if he had spent above the legal maximum,” Parker wrote, repeating what we had already reported extensively.
I have my strong suspicions but I suspect his wall of silence will continue. The small amount of money declared by Taylor for staff costs suggests his agent was paid below the minimum wage. I can’t be certain without answers to the questions.
You note that the amount declared by myself as agent for Chris Philp is less than that declared by Taylor for his agent. Correct. But I have a full-time job, only a proportion of which is related to my role as an agent to Chris Philp.”
He added that he was also an agent to three other Croydon candidates. Taylor’s agent was not. He has other non-declarable responsibilities as an employee of Croydon Conservatives not related to campaigning. He is not paid below the minimum wage…
He has asserted my willingness to answer any questions related to expenses. This still stands. He wishes all candidates were as transparent but only Ben Taylor has failed to answer questions.
He may well take forward my concerns about other Croydon candidates’ Returns of Election Expenses although they will probably be met with a similar wall of silence.
Taylor’s declared spending significantly below the legal max in Croydon South, a tightly fought campaign, is not plausible but I can’t get answers to the questions. He will decide whether to pursue the next course of action which involves the police. That option is open to anyone of course.
He said:
“I suspect you will not grant me any right of reply to your ‘Nosey Parker’ article, but I’m responding for the record. “
Ian Parker.
Although Councillor Parker claimed to be speaking in his own capacity when he made the aforementioned remarks, we at Inside Croydon Towers take that with a grain of salt.
He works full-time for the Croydon Conservative Federation, which oversees the Tory Party’s operations in each of Croydon’s four parliamentary constituencies, as a cook, bottle washer, and mudslinger.
Of course, that does not absolve Ben Taylor. Most voters would be forgiven for believing he has something to hide, even though his friends may believe he is keeping a respectful quiet. Taylor is “taking the Fifth,” as the Yanks refer to it, by remaining silent in order to avoid implicating himself.
Parker’s attempts to disparage Labour on this matter and invoke Tony Newman’s Numpties, however, are starting to come across as a little desperate. It seems as though Parker has changed his job description to include acting as the young mother’s full-time online troll since Rowenna Davis was officially announced as Labour’s candidate for Croydon Mayor.
Parker is having a difficult time keeping Jason Perry, the part-time, Council Tax-hiking, promise-breaking, and serial liar, in his £84,000 position as Mayor of Croydon, which is up for election in 53 weeks.
If things don’t work out, Parker’s own position with the local Conservatives might also be in jeopardy.
At its finest, politics can be brutal, and it’s frequently a results-driven industry. Parker’s strongest defense—and, in fact, his only defense—is attack.
Parker’s attempt to associate Davis with the former, discredited council regime of Tony Newman has been his most common line.
However, the problem with it is that Davis didn’t join the council until 2022, which was almost two years after Newman’s resignation.
She has also never supported the huge increases in council taxes, which have increased by 27% since 2023 and were introduced by the pathetic Perry and eagerly supported by Parker.
Additionally, unlike Perry and Parker, Davis never supported any of Newman’s terrible council budgets.
It all feels a little like clinging on thin ice, but with a hint of nastiness.
Parker might, of course, follow through on his promise to call the police to voice his worries about Taylor’s questionable accounting, but it’s debatable if our boys in blue would have the time or motivation to deal with such pointless issues. After all, they still haven’t addressed the grave accusations brought against one of Parker’s allies by the Conservatives of Coulsdon.
Officers from the Met and Surrey police departments felt obliged to dig up the suspect’s garden because of the seriousness of the accusations. You can exercise to see what they might have been searching for. The issue was still under investigation when iC last checked with Scotland Yard.
For reasons only he knows, Keir Starmer still seems to be an almost full-time political campaigner ten months after his resounding victory in the general election, which saw Labour’s Taylor lose in Croydon South. Maybe he has no more practical pastimes?
Parker might simply shoot his fox if he succeeds in unseating Taylor as Labour’s candidate for Croydon South. In the upcoming General Election, it would enable Labour to select a more appealing candidate to challenge Chris Philp.
The far-right support in the borough’s south may be divided unless the Conservatives make an agreement with the vile Farage and Reform. This could make it possible for a mediocre candidate to enter covertly, most likely donning a red rose.
Ben Taylor coming clean on the entire matter is the simple solution to resolving this once and for all.
How has the public reacted to Ian Parker’s accusations against Ben Taylor?
Many believe that Parker’s constant attention on Taylor’s election-related costs—specifically, his alleged underpayment of employees and potential violations of spending caps—is an attempt to politically discredit Labour in advance of the next mayoral elections.
Given Parker’s past history of accounting issues as a Conservative election agent, critics within Croydon Labour characterize his actions as “hypocritical and desperate.”
Although Parker presents his investigations as an effort to promote accountability and transparency, several Labour sources and local analysts contend that the Conservatives themselves have a dismal track record of being transparent, especially when it comes to council money and decision-making.
This has given rise to claims that Parker’s campaign is more focused on gaining political points than on showing a sincere interest in election law.